One caucus is enough, right?

We’ve spent nearly a year in this incredibly lengthened election season, started early because Donald Trump tried to forestall his criminal indictments. We still have more than nine months to go before election day. And all along, we’ve heard the politicians and pundits telling us the only thing that matters is the votes on November 5 (plus all the early voting and absentee ballots).

But now, as a dozen Republicans have already decided they have no chance, we’re hearing so many saying Nikki Haley, too, should quit, because she has no chance to beat Trump for the nomination.

Mind you, today is just the first primary (in New Hampshire), and the only voters who’ve already expressed their opinions were the 110,272 who participated in the Iowa caucuses. Those 110,272 represent just 0.07% of the 158 million who cast votes in 2020—that is, a rounding error. They don’t even represent a majority of Iowa voters (1,690,871 voted in 2020). Indeed, they’re only 14.6% of the registered Republicans in the state. We’ve spent a year waiting to see the outcome of the primaries, but just as they’re starting, we’re told the rest of them don’t matter, because one in fourteen Republicans in Iowa (56,243) expressed a preference for Trump.

Major news outlets stopped reporting election results while the polls were still open after 1980, when there was great consternation that doing so might have suppressed the vote in the western states. But now we’re told that we don’t even have to wait for the polls to open in the other 99+% of the country: the few Iowans who cared to join the caucuses are enough. No, just no. I say, let ’em run until the end.

Convention Weekend – Mensa mixed with sf

It’s another convention weekend, the second in a row (definitely kicking off the new year with a bang). This time, it’s a Mensa event: Northern New Jersey Mensa’s Blast! Regional Gathering, in Newark, New Jersey.

Echoing the proper “enjoyment” of it at science fiction conventions, I’ll be leading a talk/reading of the “classic” story “The Eye of Argon” at 10:30 Friday night in Boardroom C.

A slightly more prosaic appearance: I’ll be participating in the “Meet the AMC and Members Who are Willing to Run for Office” event Saturday at 1:00pm, also in Boardroom C.

Other than that, I’ll be around, enjoying the weekend. They put on a great event last year, and with one year’s experience, they’re bound to do even better this time! So I hope to see all you Mensans there!

Don’t pay any attention to logic

I find it ironic that Donald Trump keeps pushing for “complete and total presidential immunity” to block his forthcoming trials for orchestrating an attempted coup (see, for example, this article). Follow it through logically: if a president has complete and total immunity, wouldn’t President Biden ordered Trump’s immediate imprisonment, probably in a supermax prison or a deep hole in the ground? “For the national good,” of course. But even if he shouldn’t do it, well, complete and total presidential immunity.

In other presidential news, last night I spoke to Central Texas Mensa about the presidents. My talk, “Hail to the Chiefs! (and their Vice Presidents, and First Ladies…)” was very well received, and I was thrilled with the audience. I’m available to speak to your group, as well.

Science Fiction Convention Weekend

This weekend is my first science fiction convention of the calendar year. I’ll be at Arisia in Boston. If you’re looking for me (hiding behind my mask, because the convention has a policy which I think is doing something to be seen to be doing something, rather than something that might actually be effective), I’ll be at the Fantastic Books table in the Dealers’ Room: Friday, 5–9pm; Saturday and Sunday, 10am–1pm and 2–7pm; Monday 10am–2:30pm.

I’ll also be on several panels, including:

Friday at 8:30pm in Marina 4: “Mythology for Fictional Worlds” with Elizabeth Birdsall, Rob Cameron, Andrea Hairston, and Chris Lester

Sunday at 2:30pm in Marina 4: “Fascinating Timelines of History” with E.C. Ambrose, Allison Neff, Daniel Neff, and Elijah Kinch Spector

Sunday at 8:30pm in Faneuil: “Embracing the Alien: Writing Believable ETs” with Sara Cordair, Kristin Janz, and W.A. Thomasson

And yes, I do see a conflict with the Friday night panel starting before the dealers’ room closes. I’ll figure it out at the convention (may just close the table half an hour early). Hope to be able to see you there!

GRP/FB’s Day of Seconds

Gray Rabbit Publications and Fantastic Books is starting the year off with a bang. And since today is the second of January, it’s a day of seconds: a second edition, a second novel, and a second anthology.

Untitled-9Today is the publication day for the second book in Carren Strock’s much-loved Coney Island Mysteries series. Start out with two frightened children, their missing mother, a kidnapped nurse, a murderous lawyer, and a stupid henchman. Put them all together, stir in a dose of streetsmart teenager, big-hearted candy store owner, dedicated detectives, and rehabilitated child taker, and you get Who’s Watching the Children? Join Carren Strock’s beloved Detectives Rothman and Cardello, along with clever Moses, to a Coney Island where car thefts, break-ins, and a dead body are the least of their concerns.

Untitled-6Today is also the publication day of the second edition of Sarah Totton’s collection Animythical Tales. Since we’re (finally) making the book available as an ebook, we decided to update the cover and make the interior far more readable for the print book. This “deftly written” (according to the Waterloo Region Record) collection of fantastical tales “speaks to one on an emotional level… Totton’s writing has depth and is multilayered, inviting the reader to explore the deeper meaning of the issues that she covers.” (according to BookPleasures.com). Tangent Online said simply “the writing… is exquisite, infusing the mundane with magic.… Even when set in what is ostensibly the ‘real’ world, Totton’s writing is gifted with this intangible but lovely quality of transformative fantasia that reminds one of a child’s imagination and perspective (both dark and light), lensed through an adult’s language.… This is a collection worth owning.”

And today, Fantastic Books and editor Michael A. Burstein are pleased to announce the writers’ guidelines—and the opening of the limited submission window—for our forthcoming anthology, Jewish Futures 2. The book will be a stand-alone sequel to our best-selling and much praised Jewish Futures, which was published (after a stunningly successful Kickstarter campaign) in August. At the moment, we’re planning to publish the book right around the Jewish New Year.

Asimov’s reviews two, and mentions me

The January/February issue of Asimov’s Science Fiction provides commentary on two recent Fantastic Books publications.

Untitled-41212Up at the front of the magazine, in his Reflections column “I Didn’t Write It,” Robert Silverberg goes in depth with Jim Theis classic fantasy story “The Eye of Argon,” and also talks a bit about The Eye of Argon and the Futher Adventures of Grignr the Barbarian, edited by Michael A. Ventrella, and—surprisingly—mentions me. Silverberg writes:

It has been reprinted time and again, most recently in 2022 in a handsome paperback edition published by Fantastic Books of Brooklyn, New York, under the title of The Eye of Argon and the Further Adventures of Grignr the Barbarian.… The Eye of Argon is an extraordinary work, which connoisseurs of fantasy fiction have almost unanimously agreed is the worst work of its genre ever written. I’ve recently re-read it and I can concur with that dark accolade—adding the proviso that I found it, once again, immensely entertaining in its strange way. I commend it to you now.… Ian Randal Strock, the publisher of the recent Fantastic Books edition, has provided interleaving pages that attempt to correct the multitude of grammatical and lexical errors of the story, telling us that “swlived” should actually have been “swiveled” and “ulations” is really “ululations,” but even he is defeated by such Theisian verbal novelties as “expunisively,” “scozscetic,” and “appiesed.”… Grignr is in fact an interesting character, a ruthless barbarian through and through in the authentic Conan manner, and in a weird way we care about him as he navigates one peril after another on his path to his rendezvous with the deadly Eye of Argon. It’s easy to laugh at the comedy of errors that Theis produced, back there in 1970, but underneath all the absurdities lies a real story, silly but strangely compelling.… It is possible to see that in the new edition by reading the various Argon pastiches that have been appended to it. One of them is the real thing, Hildy Silverman’s “The Return of the Eye of Argon,” which is a perfectly good little fantasy story that replicates Theis’s innumerable errors with remarkable accuracy, but which also deftly catches the music of his imagination. Another, “Oanna’s Rock” by Jean Marie Ward, is likewise a nicely plotted heroic fantasy, but unlike Hildy Silverman she was unable to make herself strew her tale with spelling errors and goofy grammatical absurdities, so it is essentially Theis played straight, somewhat of a different kettle of fish.

9781515447856Later in the issue, Peter Heck’s review column On Books looks at, among others, Alan Dean Foster’s If You Shoot the Breeze, Are You Murdering the Weather?: 100 Musings on Art and Science. Heck writes:

While each of the essays is short, Foster manages to pack a good amount of interesting information into them.… These short articles are ideal for subway, bathroom, and waiting-for-family-members-to-get-ready reading.… As the collection’s title indicates, the author’s sense of play is fully engaged here—and the fun is contagious. While it’s not strictly SF or fantasy, it gives an intriguing insight into how one of SF’s most prolific writers looks at our daily world.

These quotes are, of course, brief excerpts from much longer essays, the entireties of which I recommend to you, available in the magazine.

Philcon weekend

Friday starts another science fiction convention, my expected last of the calendar year: Philcon, in Cherry Hill, New Jersey. As always, I’ll be spending a lot of time at the Fantastic Books table in the dealers’ room (open Friday 4-7pm, Saturday 10am-6pm, and Sunday 10am-3pm). I’ll also be on programming:

Friday, 7pm in Plaza 5: “Money, Morals, and Financial AI” with Gil Cnaan and Jeff Warner

Saturday, 11am in Plaza 5: “Kickstarting Your Next Project” with Danielle Ackley-McPhail, Storm Humbert, and Alex Shvartsman

Saturday, 4pm in Plaza 2: “Meet the Editors!” with Neil Clarke, Ty Drago, Bjorn Hasseler, and Gordon Linzner

Sunday, 12n in Plaza 3: “Paths to Publication” with Eric Avedissian, LJ Cohen, Christine Norris, and Mark Roth-Whitworth

If you haven’t yet picked up your copy, I’ll have copies of the recently published anthology Jewish Futures edited by Michael A. Burstein, of which Publishers Weekly said “Burstein brings together 16 appealing stories extrapolating Jewish themes into near- and far-future settings.… These stories open diverse and challenging vistas for sci-fi fans—Jewish and gentile alike.” And The Atlantic said “Best work of fiction I’ve recently read. I can’t wait for other people to be able to read it.” Makes a great Hanukkah gift!

Hope to see lots of you there.

Shouting into the political wind

I just completed my absentee ballot for this year’s election here in New York City’s 45th assembly district. As with the linked article, I, too, have a dearth of choices. For two of the races (judgeships), there was only one candidate, while for the State Supreme Court, there were seven candidates for the six seats (five of them were endorsed by all three parties represented on the ballot [Democratic, Republican, and Conservative], one is Democratic-only, and the other Republican and Conservative only). And in the City Council race, there is the incumbent (registered Democrat) running as a Democrat, Republican, and Conservative, while his opponent (registered Republican) is running as an independent.

For the unopposed judgeships, I wrote in votes for “None of the Above,” as I did for five of the six seats on the Supreme Court (I only voted for the Democratic-only candidate). For the City Council, the incumbent couldn’t be bothered to tell us his top issues, nor to answer the questions about his positions on the major topics, while his challenger strikes me as too religiously doctrinaire, so I wrote in myself.

Why am I posting this, along with that article link? Because I agree with it emphatically… and I can’t think of any simple way to get us out of the mess. We have the vote… but we’ve given the two major parties so much power over all the features of our government that they’ve made our vote completely meaningless. While political gerrymandering is less of an artificial impediment here in New York City (there’s no feasible way I can imagine to make the districts competitive between the parties, when the overwhelming majority of registered voters are all in one party), it also results in the extremists who can’t even talk with the other side, which is the dysfunction we’ve been seeing in Washington. So I’m voting “none of the above” in protest of the system. As absentee ballots, they won’t be noticed; as write-in votes, they’ll be recorded as “write-in votes,” and no one will even bother to read whose name I wrote in. I think I’m just shouting at the wind, but it does make me feel marginally better. Then again, climate change will probably kill us before the political extremists can truly ruin the world, so there’s that.

Mensa convention weekend

I’ve been home for more than a week, so I guess it’s time for another convention. This weekend, it’s Chicago Area Mensa’s HalloweeM Regional Gathering (in Wheeling). Since it’s not a science fiction convention, there’s no dealers’ room, so it’ll mostly be not-work for me, but if you’re looking for me, I will be participating in the “Meet Your National Board of Directors (AMC)” session Friday at 10:30am in the Elm Room. And then I’ll be giving a special presentation on “The Eye of Argon” that same day, at 5:30pm in the Willow Room. Other than those two scheduled events, I expect I’ll be hanging out in Hospitality or Games, and of course at the Costume Contest and Pretentious Drinking, and out and about. Hope to see all you Mensans there!

Cut loose the Trumpians

Watching the Keystone Kops routine in the House of Representatives as the Republican “party” tries to elect a Speaker, is it finally time for them to admit they are no longer a party, but a coalition? It sure seems to me like it’s time for the Republicans to cut loose the Trumpian party and admit they do not have a majority, that the Democrats currently have a plurality in the House. Then the Republicans could negotiate a coalition government with the Democrats, who are actually willing to govern, as most of the Republicans are, and cut out the Trumpians who only want to watch it all burn.